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It was a monday morning, I just got woken up by my Mum to get ready for school. I got out of bed and reached down for my uniform, but it wasn't there. I looked under my bed, under my pillows. But I couldn't find my uniform anywhere, 

"Kaidin have you gotten in the shower yet?" 

"No Mum I can't find my uniform." 

"Well you better find it quick or you will be going to school in your onesie." 

"But Mum I can't find it anywhere it’s like its just disappeared!" 

"Oh sure, just like all your other stuff huh?"

"Kaidin, I got a note to go to school with you to say that my uniform is lost and that I have to wear mufti just for today, which was a pain because every teacher I walked past asked why I'm in mufti and where my uniform is, so I just showed them the note and moved on." 

When I got home I went to go grab my iPod from where I always put it, but i looked and that wasn't there either. I yelled out to my Mum "Mum have you seen my iPod!" "No but do you know where you last put it?" 

"Mum if I knew where I last put it ,do you think I'd be asking you where it is?"